You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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