I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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