In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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