Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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