i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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