Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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