I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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