I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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