Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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