It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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