The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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