i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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