your thong is hanging out like whoa
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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