fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
false alarm, still single
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