The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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