guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I just gargled with NyQuil
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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