Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
