Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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