I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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