I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
