If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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