What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
dude. I can hear the air.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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