Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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