Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
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He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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