My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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