"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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