capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
