worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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