Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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