woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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