She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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