Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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