I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
