your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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