Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
one might say we're banned from that church
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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