There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
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