Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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