I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
