careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
ttyl tear gas
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
