i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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