I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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