im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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