If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
honey bunches of taint.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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