I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
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guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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