I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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