I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I know her cup size but not her name....
I'm really busy with my period
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