In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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