so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize