So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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