in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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