He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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