Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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