And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Dick very happy bro
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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