The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
you inspire me to be a worse person
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
false alarm, still single
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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