He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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