ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
