I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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